just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
is this an Alaskan bull worm?
just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
is this an Alaskan bull worm?
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
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Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme
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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas
No, mom, that’s not….
Oh I see what you did there
Apparently cats of any size love a good box.
me in ms paint realizing i can really draw anything: wow i could really draw anything
24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose
some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵
Me:
My body dysmorphia: you look like this
no i am going to do coke
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
me, now: