8bitkirsty:

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

is this an Alaskan bull worm?

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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base-nappa:

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

polliewog:

manic:

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penicillium-pusher:

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

somecutething:

Apparently cats of any size love a good box.

joulejay:

me in ms paint realizing i can really draw anything: wow i could really draw anything

ishimustard:

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

godlessondheimite:

kleineperlexo:

Me:

My body dysmorphia: you look like this

gyplet:

no i am going to do coke

transmerry:

me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!

me, now: